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Part 1 Chapter 5

Word Count: 1439    |    Released on: 18/11/2017

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, it was drinking; for privatio praesupponit habitum. I am learned, you see: Foecundi calices quem non fecere disertum? We poor innocents drink but too much without thirst. Not I truly, who am a sinner, for I never drink without thirst, either present or future. To prevent it, as you know, I drink for the thirst to come. I drink eternally. This is to me an eternity of drinking, and drinking of eternity. Let us sing, let us drink, and tune up our roundelays. Where is my funnel? What, it seems I do not drink but by an attorney? Do you wet yourselves to dry, or do you dry to wet you? Pish, I understand not the rhetoric (theoric, I should say), but I help myself somewhat by the practice. Baste! enough! I sup, I wet, I humect, I moisten my gullet, I drink, and all for fear of dying. Drink always and you shall never die. If I drink not, I am a-ground, dry, gravelled and spent. I am stark dead without drink, and my soul ready to fly into some marsh amongst frogs;

cked, well sung! Come, let us drink: will you send nothing to the river? Here is one going to wash the tripes. I drink no more than a sponge. I drink like a Templar knight. And I, tanquam sponsus. And I, sicut terra sine aqua. Give me a synonymon for a gammon of bacon. It is the compulsory of drinkers: it is a

their capacity. Lagonaedatera (Greek lateris cavitas: Greek orcus: and Greek alter.). There is not a corner, nor coney-burrow in all my body, where this wine doth not ferret out my thirst. Ho, this will bang it soundly. But this shall banish it utterly. Let us wind our horns by the sound of flagons and bottles, and cry aloud, that whoever hath lost his thirst come not hither to seek it. Long clysters of drinking are to be voided without doors. The great God made the planets, and we make the platters neat. I have the word of the gospel in my mouth, Sitio. The stone called asbestos is not more unquenchable than the thirst of my paternity. Appetite comes with eating, says Angeston, but the thirst goes away with drinking. I have a remedy against thirst, quite contrary to that which is good against the biting of a mad dog. Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you; drink always before the thirst, and it will never come upon you. There I catch you, I awake you. Argus had a hundred eyes for his sight, a butler should have (like Briareus) a hundred hands wherewith to fill us wine indefatigably. Hey now, lads, let us moisten ourselves, it will be time to dry hereafter. White wine here, wine, boys! Pour out all in the name

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Contents

Introduction Part 1 Part 1 Chapter 1 Part 1 Chapter 2 Part 1 Chapter 3 Part 1 Chapter 4 Part 1 Chapter 5 Part 1 Chapter 6 Part 1 Chapter 7 Part 1 Chapter 8 Part 1 Chapter 9
Part 1 Chapter 10
Part 1 Chapter 11
Part 1 Chapter 12
Part 1 Chapter 13
Part 1 Chapter 14
Part 1 Chapter 15
Part 1 Chapter 16
Part 1 Chapter 17
Part 1 Chapter 18
Part 1 Chapter 19
Part 1 Chapter 20
Part 1 Chapter 21
Part 1 Chapter 22
Part 1 Chapter 23
Part 1 Chapter 24
Part 1 Chapter 25
Part 1 Chapter 26
Part 1 Chapter 27
Part 1 Chapter 28
Part 1 Chapter 29
Part 1 Chapter 30
Part 1 Chapter 31
Part 1 Chapter 32
Part 1 Chapter 33
Part 1 Chapter 34
Part 1 Chapter 35
Part 1 Chapter 36
Part 1 Chapter 37
Part 1 Chapter 38
Part 1 Chapter 39
Part 1 Chapter 40
Part 1 Chapter 41
Part 1 Chapter 42
Part 1 Chapter 43
Part 1 Chapter 44
Part 1 Chapter 45
Part 1 Chapter 46
Part 1 Chapter 47
Part 1 Chapter 48
Part 1 Chapter 49
Part 1 Chapter 50
Part 1 Chapter 51
Part 1 Chapter 52
Part 1 Chapter 53
Part 1 Chapter 54
Part 1 Chapter 55
Part 1 Chapter 56
Part 1 Chapter 57
Part 1 Chapter 58
Part 2 For the Reader
The Author's Prologue
Part 2 Chapter 1
Part 2 Chapter 2
Part 2 Chapter 3
Part 2 Chapter 4
Part 2 Chapter 5
Part 2 Chapter 6
Part 2 Chapter 7
Part 2 Chapter 8
Part 2 Chapter 9
Part 2 Chapter 10
Part 2 Chapter 11
Part 2 Chapter 12
Part 2 Chapter 13
Part 2 Chapter 14
Part 2 Chapter 15
Part 2 Chapter 16
Part 2 Chapter 17
Part 2 Chapter 18
Part 2 Chapter 19
Part 2 Chapter 20
Part 2 Chapter 21
Part 2 Chapter 22
Part 2 Chapter 23
Part 2 Chapter 24
Part 2 Chapter 25
Part 2 Chapter 26
Part 2 Chapter 27
Part 2 Chapter 28
Part 2 Chapter 29
Part 2 Chapter 30
Part 2 Chapter 31
Part 2 Chapter 32
Part 2 Chapter 33
Part 2 Chapter 34
Part 3
The Author's Prologue
Part 3 Chapter 1
Part 3 Chapter 2
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