Instead, a bizarre heaviness anchored his shoulder. He felt a thick layer of something soft and dense covering his limb. Fur. His arm was covered in fur.
His eyes snapped open.
The African sun, a brutal, white-hot disk in the sky, assaulted him. The light was so intense it felt like needles in his eyes, forcing him to squint until his vision was reduced to a painful sliver.
Panic, cold and sharp, began to prickle at the edges of his consciousness. This wasn't his cramped New York apartment. This was... everywhere. An endless expanse of pale, sun-bleached grass under a sky too big to be real.
His gaze dropped, trying to focus.
Two small, fluffy creatures were perched on his chest. They were covered in spotted fur, with wide, terrified blue eyes staring right at him. Cheetah cubs. His photographer's brain supplied the information automatically, a detached, useless fact in the face of the impossible.
The smaller of the two cubs, Roy, let out a weak, mewling cry. But beneath the sound, something else echoed, a thought that wasn't his own, clear as a bell inside his skull:
Mom, I'm hungry.
Franco's brain blue-screened. What the hell was that?
He scrambled to sit up, but his body refused to cooperate. The simple act of rising became a clumsy, four-limbed struggle. He felt his center of gravity lurch, and he pitched forward, landing face-first in the dirt with a humiliating thud.
He spit out a mouthful of dust and looked down in horror.
Golden, spotted paws. Sharp, black claws embedded in the dry earth.
A gasp caught in his throat, but the sound that came out was a guttural, rumbling growl that vibrated through his entire chest. He tried to scream, to shout the FML that was exploding in his mind, but all he could manage was that same, terrifyingly animalistic noise.
The larger cub, Sean, cautiously padded over. He nudged his head under Franco's chin, a gesture of hesitant comfort, and a thought echoed in Franco's mind again.
Mom?
Franco recoiled as if electrocuted. He twisted his body, craning his neck to look at his own hindquarters. The physical evidence was undeniable. He was, unequivocally, male.
A wave of hysterical despair washed over him. He covered his face with his paws, the unfamiliar weight and shape of them a fresh torment.
I'm a dude! A man! It's Dad! the thought screamed through his mind, a silent, desperate roar. Call me Dad!
His violent reaction terrified the cubs. He recoiled as if struck, letting out a sharp, guttural hiss he couldn't control. They scrambled back, their tiny bodies trembling. Roy let out a pitiful whimper, fat tears welling in his big eyes.
That sound, that pure, helpless misery, pierced through Franco's panic. It struck a chord deep inside him, a part of his human soul he thought had died the moment he woke up in this nightmare.
With a sigh that felt heavy enough to flatten the grass, he clumsily crawled toward them. He nudged Roy with his chin, the way he'd seen the cub do to him, a clumsy attempt at reassurance.
Just then, a new sensation hit him, more urgent and terrifying than anything before. Hunger. Not the polite, can-wait-for-lunch hunger of a human, but a raw, gnawing emptiness in his gut. It was a beast's hunger, a primal command that screamed eat or die.
He scanned his surroundings. They were in the middle of nowhere, a flat, open plain of dead grass with no cover. A death trap. His photographer's instinct, honed by years of waiting for the perfect shot, picked up a faint scent on the wind. Blood. And the distant, insane cackle of hyenas.
They couldn't stay here.
He had to move them. He tried to do what he'd seen big cats do in documentaries, gently grabbing Roy by the scruff of his neck. But he misjudged the force, his teeth too sharp. The cub yelped in pain.
Franco immediately let go, his heart clenching. Okay, human approach.
He nudged them with his nose, letting out a low, commanding rumble. Follow me. Stay close.
Sean, ever the mature one, understood immediately. He nipped at his brother's hind leg, urging him to keep up as Franco led them into the tall grass.
Suddenly, a fat, twitching hare burst from the brush right in front of them.
Instinct took over. Franco's hind legs bunched, muscles coiling like powerful springs. He exploded forward, a golden blur of speed. He was a cheetah. He was built for this.
But then, his human brain interfered.
Okay, calculate the arc, lead the target, adjust for wind resistance...
The clash between conscious thought and primal instinct was catastrophic. His legs tangled. He lost his balance mid-air, a graceful missile suddenly turned into a clumsy projectile, and crashed headfirst into a thorny bush.
The hare vanished.
Franco spat out a mouthful of leaves and dirt, staring at his own paws in utter humiliation. He had the body of the world's fastest land animal, and he'd just been outsmarted by a rabbit.
He heard a soft rustling. Sean and Roy padded up to him. They didn't laugh-could cheetahs even laugh? -they just started licking the dirt from his face with their small, rough tongues.
Their unconditional trust, their simple, unwavering belief that he was their protector, washed over him. It extinguished the last embers of his New York arrogance.
He took a deep breath, the hot, dusty air filling his powerful lungs. This time, he wouldn't think. He would just be.
He closed his eyes, letting his new senses take over. He pushed his human thoughts away and listened. He heard the whisper of the wind, the buzz of insects, and, beneath it all, the faint scratching of claws on rock.
A rock hyrax. Hiding behind a boulder.
He didn't think. He didn't plan. He let his body do what it was made to do.
He moved like a ghost through the grass, every step silent, his body a low, fluid shadow. He saw the hyrax, a small, furry bundle of nerves. His muscles tensed. He sprang.
There was no thought, only a perfect, clean explosion of power. A single, precise bite to the neck. It was over in an instant.
He dragged the kill, still warm and bleeding, back to the cubs. The smell of raw meat and blood made his human stomach churn. He wanted to vomit.
But he looked at Sean and Roy, at their hungry, hopeful eyes.
He forced himself to tear into the flesh, ripping off a piece and pushing it toward them.
They devoured it.
And as he watched them eat, the revulsion in his gut was slowly replaced by a strange, fierce warmth. It was the feeling of responsibility. It was the feeling of being a father.