for me, Boy,
the broad hearth there was a blazing log fire, and the
so wa
roat, from which the collar of a green silk coat fell gracefully on either side-so much a cunning painter might have charmed faithfully on to canvas. But the little air of im
her stead. Berry had accompanied his wife, but Jonah and I had stayed in the country with Jill, l
aves from their galleries, to send them scudding up the cold grey roads. Worse still, by noon the sky was big with snow, so that befo
ewed her
ould quench it for ever. When I had kissed my cousin, I blew steadily and fiercely from the south-west. Instantly a
nd began
hild," said I
d to leave it for you. Jonah nearl
more air you give it, the fiercer it burns.
aid I, taking
nd of th
ay next time? It's not my face I'm worrying about,
so I took the lamp away from he
e swine," I
ut of my hand, the flame was extinguished in a flurry that
letter for you from Berry. Do see what
"Strange as it may seem,
fresh little voice my
Dar
s horrified, but he said he was quite all right, and explained that it was muscular rheumatism. I stopped a taxi and tried to make him get in, for people were beginning to look. Do you think he would? Not a bit of it. Stood there and said it was a judgment, and that he must stay where he was till it had passed. "That may not be for years. They'll put railings round me after a bit, and people will meet at me instead of the Tube. You will be responsible for my meals, some of which you will cook on the spot. I'll have a light lunch to-day about 1300 hours."
ph
engaging," said Jonah. "Sli
ful he took seven million times before swallowing. That's
cal allusion was so marked that it seemed only prudent t
read the co
Bro
Bond Street just opposite the drinking-fountain. Believing it to be appendicitis, I demanded a chirurgeon, but nobody could spell the word. The slightest movement, however, spelt anguish without a mistake. My scruff was in the grip of Torment. Observing that I was helpless, the woman, my wife, summoned a hackney carriage and drove off, taunting and jeering at her spouse. By thi
ruining the streets. No efforts are made to stop
of you and my contempt for Jonah. I have much more to say, but I have, thank Heaven, something better to do than to communicate with a debauched connection, whose pleasure has ever been my pain, and from whom I have learn
rr
matism?" said Jill, g
Jonah, "and you get stuck. Hu
age. "Will you be ready by hall-past ele
"But you and Jonah said it w
in an hour and a half, and if we start again a
nd limped to
" he said. "It's going to
was
ls slid through the country like a great grey bird, sailing and swooping and swerving so gracefully that it was difficult to believe the tale which the speedometer told. Yet th
ye with such grave glory that the late loss of Summer and her pretty ways seems easier to bear. Orange and purple copper and gold, russet and crimson-these in a hundred tones tremble and glow in one giant
tes of a private house attracted our attention. A little knot of men stood arguing in the roadway, three cars and an old
tents of Cranmer Place were to be sold by auction" this day, "including a quantity of
still. "Don't say you want to go and watch the rector's wife
door, descended stiffly into the road. As I helped Jill to follow me, "You push o
said Jill, "we might s
hook hi
umed oak. Only the dud stuff's left. However, have it your own way." With a sigh,
ough mine, which she
ens like this. You see, it isn't as if we were looking for a sale. We'
we started to cross the road. "All the same, Jonah's probably righ
ne square hall, where a dresser and a large gate-table, each conspic
nd two overcoats, which he wore open, regarding the furniture with an appraising look. With difficulty he extracted a card
I don't
d hastily, turning away in response to a cry which had arisen for "Mr. 'Olly
d into my pocket
ng alone in its dignity at t
Jill gave a little cry and began to chatter, till
ow it's good, but we needn't seem over-anxious. Try and look as if
-oh,
judged, in the reign of Queen Anne. The walnut which had gone to its making was picked wood, and its drawers were faced with oyster-shell and inlaid with box. Their han
carefully as I dared, I winked at
y was aw
I addre
crazy about it, but it's about the right size for a recess in my
in a fat notebook. "Lot 207
sita
. But the cheaper you get it, t
jor. Will you
telegraph to that address this eve
good
owards Highlands and, while Jill was talking ex
tered th
about it," I said. "
as I entered the lounge
e said languidly. "I've just finished telli
d me," said I. "All the same, I thou
ce, watching us curiously. "Let me introduce my brother-in-law. Carefully kept from me before marriage and
ead and laughed. I observ
"After all, we can't expect him to remember e
st time you were on a towel, leaning against a b
n to maudlin memories of the Great War. Did I ever tell you that a Spaniard once
d you lend h
more about ferns,
h, I suppose," s
looked about him with the expression of
f his outburst I was giving evidence against him for cruelty to a bullock. A
tter and eggs. They're usually sent, but the housekeeper's ill, and, as
afar, and I knew that I must call up all my
s with you,
to mention that he wanted to go to Pistol to-day, so I
d he want to com
etting. "He wouldn't tell you and he didn't tell Captain Mansel the truth, so I shan't give him away." She looked at a tiny w
come wi
inly.
ere Jill was sc
half-past three," I sai
ed abstr
er a cigarette. Ber
rtable coupé, which Miss Childe was driving
don't you?" flas
ood
u hate being driv
from between two motor-lorries and a traction-engine. As we wer
being frighte
own one of the steepest hills I have ever seen, with two bends in it, at
e played for a second
ly frightened of is a ha
e are half a dozen round t
ile de
t all right?"
when we
this road
ou didn't. Seriously, I don't want to abuse your hospitality, but we're going
fond of
r them as a child. In the morning and the
hesitated be
afraid of their being toadstools
oms full of toadstools at the cross-roa
t belie
full of logs and a limousine full
id faint cries
when you come to a level-cr
" said Mi
till in front of a high white gate bearing the legend "Private," and keeping a thin brown r
the matter
laid a han
she said in a c
id I. "With or
the gate,
'So that the automobile may pass unobstru
arth did
backwards into the road. "I'm always l
entered
entedly. "It's such a relief to feel there's no
I could tru
our chauffeurs live
, they grow old
tily. "I myself have aged consid
ming bracken, all red and gold and stuck with spreading oak trees that stood sometimes alone, sometimes in
ar to
sed to gather the mushroom
ref
etim
e of th
no
hed.
nd a small soda," I said. "Now I feel like a sonne
ary. I've seen a sonnet 'To
st it to you or pin it to
head in the direction
said, "is
h the afternoon sun had set afire, and a moment later we swept by the front of
front of this my companion br
rang the bell and ente
de. "We've given up showing it since the Suffr
Gluckstein," said I,
at the end of the flagged
" she said. "I'll come and find
away in the directio
nst the panelling of the walls. I descended its two stairs, expecting to find it devoted to china and nothing else. But I was
at it sp
de to stare,"
Miss Childe fram
swelled from under a flowered stomacher so monstrously, that the tiny blue-heeled slipper upon the second stair seemed
before rep
ly chest," I
hilde. "Flogged once a wee
ogg
tain
music, and a jubilant chorus
paniel, and a
eat them, the
melod
t about the butter and eggs? Will you p
rgest one pound not
d shortly. "Chang
ughter floated in
that?"
are here, and he's laughing at them. I t
hine-gun fire
choes di
of potpourr
ead bags. Do you mind putting some coal on the fi
, so I took off my right boot and put it i
red the closet and was standing a-tiptoe before
07," s
Miss Childe. "Didn't yo
an to pluck the delicate flowers with which it was painted and gather them into a nosegay. In some dudgeon, I blew
my lady. "Shall
uld. It's rath
re th
said a faint voice
ye do?"
ill. All these years I've c
it there five minutes ago. You se
within me, and great folk have stood about me telling each other of my elegance, and once a baby child
that rose into a wail of the wind, and a ca
a dog wa
was gone, and the chamber had become g
lamation made
her hunted eyes sat Fear dominant. The sweet face was drawn and colourless, and her bre
ned to seek the ca
e nosegay held betwixt his finger and thumb-the little nosegay that she had gathered so lightly from the painted plate. A wide-skirted coat of red fell nearly to his knees and hid his breeches. His short black periwig was bobbed, and a black silk tie was knotted about his neck. Stoc
chorus rose up an
paniel, and a
eat them, the
as the same, the voices were harsh, and there was a dr
heard
The last time--" The hurrying voice faltered and stumbled piteously over a sob. "The last time I was near spent, Ralph.
cross her eyes, she bowed her head upon it, as do weeping children, an
withers we
l thing that feasts on Anguish. Then he let fall t
e frozen and par
oom and to spare for his brutality. At this delay my lady fell upon her knees, in a wild hope, I think, to turn her respite into a reprieve, but the beast cried out upon he
od there
ce was pale and his eyes shifted uneasily. The devil looked out of them yet, but Fright looked with him. Two paces brought the fellow before the tallboy. He put up his hands as if to pull open a drawer, when something
under which I lay seemed to be lifted, and I s
not have been there. The more ince
pacity of your stomach, why advertise your intemperance in a public place?" He lifted his hand from my shoulder to
r Jill, who was standing a-tiptoe befor
ming," said I.
about it to-night, after you've had your bat
I tell you. For Heaven's sake let me think. Oh, what was it?" My cousin
rly. "Green hoops leading by
ed hi
Let me think.
thought and thought.... But to
the time racking my brain feverishly for some od
in the Rolls, with my foot upon the s
ked what had
tored down here with Miss Childe, and now they'v
ted. "Miss Child
matter?" said Jonah,
I remember it all. It
ne we saw?"
odd
," I said. "We simply must
ong way, I swung the car in the direction from which we
hed into the hall, w
rson I saw w
come u
at him, casting st
go over fifty, neither. Might 'a bin the owner 'isself, the way 'e was runnin' us up. An' when we was in the eighties, I sez to meself, I sez, 'The one as calls a nundred first 'as it. So 'ere goes.' 'Eighty-ni
ellow who boug
Major. I tell you 'e mea
t I mastered
ere he is? Or, if he
'alf think--There 'e is," he cried, suddenly, nodding over my
ther-in-law languidly descending the s
Do you mind not ask
took out a one pound note. "I'm much obliged for your trouble. 'Not a bid after twenty-five pounds,' I think you
teadily, "if this gentleman
to purchase some furniture for me. Unfortunat
is eyes to hea
my strongest point, but I make i
he turned to
he tune of eighty pounds. Shall I faint here or by the hat-st
s it's in the fam
thing is, we've got it. And
nds," said Berry.
five before the War," said Mi
what's thirty-five? A bagatelle, brother,
ere in Patagonia, I suppose I should b
ll dissolved into
ndefinitely postponed. Other children shall feel sick in the monkey-house and be taken to smell the bears. But you, never." He turned to Mi
olls met with stern opposition, but in the end I prevailed, an
considerably tempered by the strange st
o the whereabouts of Colt. But the excitement which Daphne's production of a tape-measure aroused was onl
ittle satisfaction, the square measurements revealed considerably less, while, since no one of us was a mathematician, the calculation of the cubic
the beastly chest holds twenty-seven thousand point nine double eight recurring cubic inches of air. Some other fool can reduce that to rods, and there you are. I'm fed up with it. Thanks to the machinations of that congenital idiot with
r her to be going, and I elected to escort her as f
an you think," said I. "I never
do you
everyday life. Your partiality to mushrooms, your recognition o
ns!" cried
ldn't tell m
Seriously you do
as hid from me. Your
scream int
wful." We turned into the mews.
e, there's a dream
ast one. We can start after l
them. They were bare, t
und, Miss Childe
said, as she slid i
ed my hat. "By the way
flung me a d
sisters,"
returned t
essly surveyed, and began to finger it idly, wondering all the time whether my dream was wanton, or whether there was indeed some secret which we might
nt I withdrew the first, and placed it exactly upon the top of the second, so that I m
of where the first drawer had lain. At first I could find nothing, then my right hand encountered a round hole in the wood, just l
awn the panel out of its sta
as I thrust them into
g to dress?" said Jonah
heavy riding-whip whose handl