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r separate?

stening,” Oswald replied. “Besides I was and I am such a beast when

t for the laughter an

y. So make the home interior conducive. Learn what is called spooning and cuddling when you sleep. That way you create comfort for one another. Two are better than one always remember. The other can correct the first’s mistakes. Even penguins go by couples raising their chi

me

s, cough drops, ice cream and other cordials. Splash ice cream over

re hand claps. A rural bred and born would have supposed there were

or better things that shout

wal

dget?” h

s, some the husband is the giant and

hort and tall to tall, your

she dries them. After that

experience for that. Chase her all the way then lift

hand claps

o do dish towel or pillo

don’t need to think of jibes

es it costs?

in a while. The neighbours will ne

al or almos

under her pillow is a new pair of ladies canvas or leather shoes. Why don’t

giggling. “In the theatre of dreams, remove those bras either fast or in slow motion

nything else

to our 40th wedd

e besides tha

and roast beef with green vegetables if I didn’t trim my fingernails. She, the wife should inspect every nook and cranny of his body and that of his offspring. She cuts his nails. She messages him. She will see supervise him doin

to hold onto when reach

d head. Is that why all these

the reason why you men were made broad in the s

ght

leeping,” Oswald replied. “We don’t want t

grandchildren,

Me and my homing female pigeon are done for now. However, I am not yet a great gran

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is called Tatenda or Ta for short. Our childr

and high heeled shoes made her look more radiant and seem taller than her husband. The rear of

om is a feminine or masculine, vroom, the sound of a vehicle, 3.2 direct diesel fuel injection vehi

like the 1.8-litre pet

me of you and your struc

which I don’t consider myself to be a small engine. If I am, ha

our ve

ies that like wheels too. Did you ever hear the Toyota Hilux Vigo

f a sky b

es knows that there are a lot of us ladies that dream on cars just that Toyota Hilux Vigo VVT vehicle as an example to show that

w you are not. I meant the sound from

und of a pan fryi

e me too doing wond

t when you cook you seem to think I grew up in Asia so you

well-furnished bedroom?” she

not make furnishings neither does it produc

was mine and yours. You come in like a lion with a p

rse against that. Every time I wake up and you tell me I was murmuring

would have liked to be a lioness, lying down with head raised

hat she means to counter

an with zeal. “We spend about eig

ird of

“Then there is the time you take afternoon siesta well-earned too when the whole body is functioning well. Then as you grow older

ten,” repli

always commend me for my choice of matching or contrasting colours. The curtains, the sun filters, the duvets, the comforters, the bed spreads and the night frills sho

eed much air to circulate insi

smell,” she impressed t

eir shoes smell after marriage whe

y barefoot or y

uestion,” Mich

nd still and the heat seems to be coming out of a furnace blasting pig iron. Make sure there is a wide mosquito net too, I hate

, I would have told you a joke ab

list

, radio and a desktop computer for the men’s cave for him,” he

omputer desktop furniture

tel

who did soft furnishings for

r of a man typing or

all

doesn’t mean I should behave like a male lion patrolling his h

buy a set of pyjama

rs a

edroom. Early in our fifteen year marriage he used to buy pyjamas thinking he was great.

black magic! Oh my $5. I should have known. I was tol

N

y was I

f jersey, cardigan or winter jackets or business suit. Anything that belongs to the bedroom and is stowed in a built in wardrobe, rake or wh

opposi

N

high heeled winter boots that make you grow

stitches. ”Secondly, I never kiss you while wearing high heels. I would have

eft overs at

leave anything f

or all the bedrooms including the visito

him! No kid writes a ‘don’t disturb sign’. They have to learn, work and play. Don’t talk of ri

ng wasn’t

re any couple here wit

bedroom smells

evening and around three in the morning they won’t bed wet. Besides they will

ug, French kiss and stare into eac

end up ho

over. It is customary t

which when these had been answered, the coupl

er men. He walked back to their corn

ht tmagor