B

brows cre

tonight.” He didn’t

me from his mouth, my e

n, you start dating. That’s good news. I’m happy

d you two meet? When did you replace your condom in your drawer? I’m sure they’re expired two years ago. Do I need

’m not getting laid tonight, Abby, and it’s our first date. Jeez, you’re far to

til the third date when you’re bo

sex. Of course, when you’re serious about dating her, you can wait un

of pizza, and it’s nice to eat

to make their l

ike every seven seconds?” I in

his one and not just a fling or maybe a

ance to meet anyone he dated, and that was over a year ago, th

ew client. I happened to be the one who installed the security system in her apartm

e years now, but I didn’t meet his co-work

eyes, with tail, and says I see you,” I mimic

aughs at my lame joke. We always choose the same

y.” He kisses my head and tickles my side with hi

mouth is full. “I will kill you!

dick”? Such a filthy mouth. I’ll tell your mom not to s

istens to you, and I’ll spray pepper to all of

pepper in your mouth right now if you’ll keep calling me names, Abbygail!” He comes ba

t and two inches tall, wide shoulders and all muscles. He goes to the gym every day as

n Tennings!” I laugh so much t

ike his little sister he’d never had. He threatened everyone who tried hitting on me. He even said that they just w

. They’re all in my head, now, and you’r

efore my date think

ing my tears before he walks to his

comes out of his room and

e definitely getting laid tonight.” I raise my hands to surrender

in a stylish way. His blue eyes glimmer. There’s a little-cro

two buttons open that show a little hint of his well-defined chest. Both

anything, I mean anything calls me immediately.” He never forgot to rem

r you. I need to wake up early for my exams tomo

to go. I love

ou too, Drew.” After kissing my head, he

er. I call my mom, and it goes to her voicemail. I guess they’re still on the

*

alarm. I check my phone, only a message from my

ly to

. Thanks for not waking

ds later, h

issed you too, sweetie. Don’t your b

date. I’ll have my breakfast. No messag

re probably enjoying their trip. Or n

ybe. Luv