ged helplessly as t
?' Tristan demanded of him. '
Barry
w as he pulled an entire tree branch from
' Barry mumbled i
ad slightly to Walt
asked him, noting his injuri
've been fighting you halfwit! You think I g
ad made him particular
ng from his tankard with an express
tly?' Kenneth asked, who was
nd man; the child who guided
emarked. 'I was f
Kenneth
uld be a laugh' Waltz re
you g
to speak to you
th said. From then
aking up at last. 'It is most sus
uck a
ose injuries before they get infecte
ression, gritting his teet
st. 'If you're careful.
owards Waltz and leading him away. Th
resting his ch
going to do
o' Kyle said next to him. 'He is the
off, and Tom sitting behind him, began to carefully clean away the bl
e felt the damp clo
y have had this l
sulkily, 'I didn't really notice
ure then, continuing to w
, until there came a sudden shrie
k waved at him, standing at a d
ed as she began cha
oth in his hands and watching casually as the pink fig
mmered in a feeble effort to p
m as she barrelled into
im. 'I'm so glad to see you! Where hav
e pressed on his wounds, leaning over him as she pinned him t
eeding!' s
ced?' Waltz said under his b
she exclaimed.
o her, lifting the bloodi
only just noticed him. 'He
m replied
furiously down at Waltz as he gathered hims
own doing dangerous stuff aga
ng her what he hoped was his sw
away her sympathy str
ve to tell you' she wen
considerably more watery; hi
rowned at
st like the rest of her clothes, a pink frilly top, pink tights and little pink shoes. Her hair was short and curly and pink, as were her eyes. She had a tiny
ite colour. She lik
Pin
usly, 'I will wedge both your feet up your own backside, smother you in hon
y stopped what
ed, straightening up and
doing here?' T
ally, turning to speak to Waltz now. 'There is a darkness spreading
As she went on, his heart began to s
TZ! Are you
say?' he mumbled
ical witch. Don't you see? This is your chance to prove yourself! You've wanted to challenge you
get
ha
' Waltz answered flat
superstitious type' she repli
igured
knees and rising to his feet, 'I'd bett
m with a frown as Tom wandered off.
ent a
ing Waltz's arm then. 'We c
Waltz asked her a
just to tell you about some wit
t just come here to
giggled. '
S
d at him p
oke softly to hi
e worse ones sown up. When he straightened again, she linked arms with him, leading him away
as they walked deeper into the garden, were thick and lush b
one of the bushes and bringing the flowers to
d, opening her e
. She reached for it. Waltz craned his neck, trying to ca
he cupped it in her hands, bringing it t
ning her hands. The instant she did this, a flu
into a beautiful butterfly, pink and sparkly. It le
er, side by side they wat
Waltz told her flatly. '
f it's beautiful' C
ip. He tense suddenly then as Candy Cake moved closer to
ack, smiling
antly to her. 'Why have
ghing to herself, bef
epped
wants you t
ssion instant
Cake cooed at him.
sion did n
to ask why he want
etty good guess as t
p your responsibility
me' Waltz argued. 'My uncles,
her shoulders and glancing to the floor, 'they are too old' she said. 'You are young and f
life' Waltz replied.
ed wearily, rol
ead you have become the best choice, you have gained vast knowledge of the world
f this?' Waltz asked raising an
Cake gleamed hugging his arm then,
level expression as she smiled u
, or do you love the
get back t
Candy Cak
a drink' Waltz a
I'll
to suppres
the other member
hem' Waltz countered. 'Yo
I came all this way.' She hugged herself, beaming happily at him. 'I hav
us to kill
you to catch a beast for me. It would fetch a high price, and I already have a buyer
it is?' Waltz b
ou need my help to get it. I'm the only person in miles around tha
tz raised
knees, giving him a mischievous
wha
ogy it's an eigh
on turned sly then
her members of the guild, except for Kenneth, who wasn't really a proper member
e began in a s
clearing wondering where this was goin
is my
on of the mission they were about to embark on. The explanation was unnece
re by magic because I'm awesome. You guys sit around for several days and do nothing while I track down a un
into leading us to a portal and allowing us to cross through. From there, we will somehow find a sleipnir, b
the other dimension. The unicorn, realising it had been tricked into allowing so many men int
ake squawked.
icorn?' Leroy inst
m…
en let it
ck to him, looking a
told her. 'We've
ad of her. Around her, the guild did the sa
fabulou
pale pink mineral, and the tall grass at their feet was
d, and everything abo
aising his head. 'Not cleaner, or more poll
d in a mumble.
s different here' Candy Cake
dramatic flurry, as if p
ping as high as she could, and re
n wonder, watching as she fe
n the grass, before jumping up again. 'It's different to what
towards the sky again. She had to grab a handful of the tall purple grass as
Cake ushered t
d his arms, frowning i
ay' he scowled. 'We ar
ver the edge of the cliff by Waltz. Partly for fun, partly to sh
rt
e popcorn, having the time of their lives. It was very hilly here, with high bits an
e of them said
d leaping up into the air with him. They ascended together
n the clouds!' Candy
any' Waltz gr
ly a blue so dark they looked black) were hibernating at
s that most of us know. The clouds here had the textu
ed to the others. 'Isn
ritated, though he couldn't stop himself from bouncing, a
her wings were pink and sparkly by the way – duh) here she fluttered fo
lered to her. 'How
urning to face him and placing her hands upon her h
air again, almost co
efore falling ba
told him with much amuseme
no time, he was firml
with a frown. His
this sleipnir' he
the other members of the guild all bounce
in the air. She looked first one way, then the other,
eeing something of
sked slightly alarmed
squeaked excitedly. 'They are
that they were back on task, and slig
r?' he asked
that seem far are close, and things that seem close are far. You
pful' Leroy
inting in the correct direction. 'That way!' '
dy Cake winked cheekily at hi
giving Candy Cake a wide and sa
ied spinning dramatically
tion, leaving behind all the others
hey bounced like a giant flea in great
chievous grin, using her magic to make her whole profile
, being her favourite
ed to the side, forward rolled, cart-wheeled. She was having a lot of fun along t
all, they reac
ound her the guild members began to slow, stopping and f
ke said reaching her arms o
n eyebrow, gri
creatures, but of the kind none of them ha
to be nothing more than gas sparkling in the air, one that looked entirely made of ice with red eyes, another with a mane and tail of pure fire, one that was on its top half, entirely covered in white feathers like a swan, on its bottom half it looked as if it were made of crystal, another with a horn like a sword and a tail like
st plain frightening in design. But they all seemed harmless. Most didn't seem to care about the b
crossing his arms.
ir' Candy Cake told them.
or what?' Ler
ake beamed sweetly
ished into thin air, leaving
s dangerous?' Tom asked Le
glance
hr
s there's nothing left t
th his hands behind his head, a foot propped on a knee as he hum
e before then?' Ke
umming, opening hi
lied, '…a very
hing here that
oud. 'Are you a little
….n
osing his eyes again. '
time, though it wasn't long be
she?' he
.' He paused then. 'Or maybe she won't be' he added in voice of fal
tz's head. It bounced off the back of his sk
ter that, that Ca
at the guild below her as she
se to hi
d something' he
eyes glinted
plied. 'But I need
as the other members of the guil
eople. It would be far easier to approach with all of us. If
owned up
easts all around them all parted to make room for them as they went by. The other member of the guild all seem
ndy Cake led them away from the m
nking from the water on the edge of the lake was the beast the
e declared, 'I prese
ld rega
An eight legged horse, entirely
re impressive creatures in the h
'This one is friendly, and special, because it's the fastest and most tireless horse in existence.' She grinned happily at them, patting one of its eight legs. 'It can run f
creatures?' Leroy asked sud
Candy Cake
w do the
a species' she told him. 'All of the
ed this with a regular
d boring horse, just like so many other normal old boring horses. No' she
o her as she spoke. It seemed to
y years' Candy Cake went on. 'I already have a buyer l
her horses?' Leroy asked, turnin
y take one, or else we will disrupt th
ed. 'Convenientl
acting as if she hadn't heard
other place, the guild had quickly grown fond of it, but sure enough i
g at the world around them
ndy Cake was talking about. In a large to
?' Leroy asked wit
Cake grinned f
ered its
the house, while Leroy and the rest of the
as he gazed around. 'Ima
ffed beside him.
n the 'buyer' came trotting o
up until that point, all stared down curiou
d excitedly. 'Is this what
acing her hands upon the girl's sho
sure
in age. She was beautifully dressed in rich c
ful!' the gi
roy asked doubtfully as Candy Cake lifted the gir
ake beamed. 'Her
ind them, her mother fo
g to Candy Cake as if the guild were invisible. 'I'm sur
waved away. 'I
sleipnir her daughter sat upon. 'And' the father said reaching into his
andy Cake said taking it fr
r said to Lunar. 'Let's
ly moved away, Leroy
r share of
don't
ha
im slyly, holding her
n't do a
along?' Leroy glo
sleipnir was so easy to bring here. It loves people, that is why it's
alf the reward'
altz. 'I'll see you later.' She kissed him briefly on the lips, befo
d members all
Waltz sh
would do that?'
ltz said defensive
f them bel
ed past hi
Waltz' the
essly at them as
the inn in which they currently resided,
began to get low, then they began searching