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NING THE PEDIGREE OF

n a direct line from Adam and Eve; and was, in the very earliest times, closely connected with the agricultural interest. If it should ever be urged by grudging and malicious persons, that a Chuzzlewit, in any period of the family history, disp

ons of the same phase of character. Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days tho

with divers slaughterous conspiracies and bloody frays. It is further recorded of them, that being clad from head to heel in steel of proof, they did on ma

t any subsequent period; inasmuch as the Family do not seem to have been ever greatly distinguished by the possession of landed estate. And it is well known that for the bestowal of that kind of

asion: an amount which the genealogy of every ancient family lends its aid to swell, and which would beyond all question have been found to be just as great, and to the full as prolific in giving birth to long lines of chi

if not absolutely confirmed, by a fact which cannot fail to be interesting to those who are curious in tracing the progress of hereditary tastes through the lives of their unconscious inheritors. It is a notable circumstance that in these later times, many Chuzzlewits, being unsuccessful in other pursuits, have, without the smallest rational hope of enriching themselves, or any conceivable rea

estructive principles, and so familiarized to the use and composition of inflammatory and combustible engines, that she was called 'The Match Maker;' by which nickname

nnection with this memorable event in English History, which must carry conviction, eve

fifth of November, when he was a Guy Fawkes.' These remarkable words wrought (as well they might) a strong impression on his mind, and he was in the habit of repeating them very often. The just interpretation which they bear, and the conclusion to which they lead, are triumphant and irresistible. The old lady, naturally strong-minded, was nevertheless frail and fading; she was notoriously subject to that confusion of ideas, or, to say the least, of speech, to which age and garrulity are liable. The slight, the very slight, confusion apparent in these expressions is manifest, and is ludicrously easy of correction. 'Aye, aye,' quoth she, and it will be observed that

of the family, from which it distinctly appears, being stated in so many words, that one Diggory Chuzzlewit was in the habit of perpetually dining with Duke Humphrey. So constantly was he a guest at that nobleman's table, indeed; and so unceasingly were His Grace's hospitality and companionship forced, as it were, upon hi

words were taken down at the time, and signed by six witnesses, each with his name and address in full: 'The Lord No Zoo.' It may be said-it has been said, for human wickedness has no limits-that there is no Lord of that name, and that among the titles which have become extinct, none at all resembling this, in sound even, is to be discovered. But what is the irresistible inference? Rejecting a theory broached by some well-meaning but mistaken persons, that this Mr Toby Chuzzlewit's grandfather, to judge from his name, must surely have been a Mandarin (which is wholly insupportable, for there is no pretence of his gr

hes, and other valuable articles. Thus, he writes on one occasion to his brother in reference to a gravy-spoon, the brother's property, which he (Diggory) would appear to have borrowed or otherwise possessed himself of: 'Do not be angry, I have parted with it-to my uncle.' On another occasion he expresses himself in a similar manner with regard to a child's mug which had been entrusted to him to get repaired. On another occasion he says, 'I have bestowed upon that irresistible uncle of mine everything I ever possessed.' And that he was in the habit of paying long and constant visits to this gentleman at his mansion, if, indeed, he did not wholly reside there, is manifest from the fo

mily grave, the present chapter is content to leave it as it is: merely adding, by way of a final spadeful, that many Chuzzlewits, both male and female, are proved to demonstration, on the faith of letters written by their own mothers, to have had chiselled noses, undeniable chins, forms that might have served the sculptor for a model, exquisitely-turned limbs and polished foreheads of so transparent a texture that the blue veins might be seen bra

birth, a pretty large share in the foundation and increase of the human family, it will one day become its province to submit, that such of its members as shall be introduced in these pages, have still many counterparts and prototypes in the Great World about us. At present it contents itself with remarking, in a general way, on this head: Firstly, that it may be safely asserted, and yet without implying any direct participation in the

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Contents

Martin Chuzzlewit
Chapter 1 FOUR
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Chapter 2 ONE
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Chapter 3 TWO
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Chapter 4 THREE
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Chapter 5 FOUR 5
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Chapter 6 FIVE
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Chapter 7 SIX
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Chapter 8 SEVEN
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Chapter 9 EIGHT
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Chapter 10 NINE
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Chapter 11 TEN
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Chapter 12 ELEVEN
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Chapter 13 TWELVE
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Chapter 14 THIRTEEN
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Chapter 15 FOURTEEN
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Chapter 16 FIFTEEN
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Chapter 17 SIXTEEN
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Chapter 18 SEVENTEEN
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Chapter 19 EIGHTEEN
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Chapter 20 NINETEEN
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Chapter 21 TWENTY
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Chapter 22 ONE 22
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Chapter 23 TWO 23
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Chapter 24 THREE 24
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Chapter 25 FOUR 25
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Chapter 26 FIVE 26
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Chapter 27 SIX 27
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Chapter 28 SEVEN 28
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Chapter 29 EIGHT 29
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Chapter 30 NINE 30
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Chapter 31 THIRTY
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Chapter 32 ONE 32
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Chapter 33 TWO 33
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Chapter 34 THREE 34
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Chapter 35 FOUR 35
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Chapter 36 FIVE 36
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Chapter 37 SIX 37
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Chapter 38 SEVEN 38
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Chapter 39 EIGHT 39
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Chapter 40 NINE 40
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Chapter 41 FORTY
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Chapter 42 ONE 42
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Chapter 43 TWO 43
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Chapter 44 THREE 44
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Chapter 45 FOUR 45
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Chapter 46 FIVE 46
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Chapter 47 SIX 47
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Chapter 48 SEVEN 48
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Chapter 49 EIGHT 49
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Chapter 50 NINE 50
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Chapter 51 FIFTY
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Chapter 52 ONE 52
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Chapter 53 TWO 53
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Chapter 54 THREE 54
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Chapter 55 FOUR 55
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