e and chain wagon. They was two fellers-both jugglers, acrobats, and tumblers-and a balloon. The circus had busted without paying them nothing but promises fur months and mont
put an advertisement in the Billboard, which is like a Bible to
name was Tobias. The other was heavier and blonde complected. His name was Dobbs, he said, and they was the Blanchet Brot
't go up in her, not knowing that trade, but still they ought to be s
able to sell that team and wagon, which it was eating its meals reg'lar in a livery stable, and they had be
r. And I seen he was sicking his inte
ble with the wagon
about 'em all the time, and studies up ways to make 'em better, and has got no more idea of business outside of that than a rabbit. We all went t
t balloon. What we want is a lot with a high board fence around it, like a baseball grounds, and the chance to tap
s wasn't worth knowing. He had even went in for
ductions came very near s
love with a pair of Siamese twins and commits su
the little ones," he says. "But like a fool I booked i
down. He hired the place cheap. And he goes and talks the gas company into giving him credit to fill that balloon. Which I kept wondering what was the use of
Kompany and O
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the Galaxy o
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n travesties, buoyant burlesques, inimitable imitations, screaming im
nchet B
Danger-Loving, D
contortionists, exquisite equilibrists, in their
The Patagon
type of hum
that he is no longer a cannibal, and it is now safe to put him on exhibition. But to
Balloon!!
also presents
Ackerman The
he has
cension and
eaching remar
Balloon!!
M. Old Vandeg
ion 50
u might say. I seen right off I was to be the Patagonian Chieftain. I was getting more a
s Alonzo Ackerm
"and the man that invented parac
is he?"
ld I know
going up, t
if it says Alonzo Ackerman is going up. Well, it don't. But any one would of thought so the first look. I reckon that bill was some of a liar herself, not lyi
wd finds out Alonzo ain't goi
ublic are a good-natured set of chuckle-heads, m
could talk any crowd into any notion, or out of it, either. And he loved to do it jest fur the fun of it. He'd rather h
iving yourself a chancet. And Saturday morning we got the balloon filled up so she showed ha
od luck there may be as many
here. The doctor and the Blanchet Brothers was tickled. When they quit coming fast the doctor left the gate and made
Blanchet Brothers' wagon and our wagon, and our little tent. I was jest
me more of Doctor Kirby's refined comedy, as advertised. Next, more Blanchet. Then a lecture about me by the doctor. All in all it takes up about an hour and a ha
alloon go up?" asts
asts Doctor K
owd took it up and yelled: "Balloon! Balloon! Ba
but he gets back on her, and stretches his ar
at I have to say-harken to the utterings of my voice! There has been a misunderstanding here! There h
nd more than he meant them to. I was wondering how
y and Company are like Caesar's wife-Kirby and Company are above suspicion. It is the province of Kirby's Komedy Kompany, ladies and gentlemen, to spread the glad tidings of innocent amusement throughout the length and breadth of this fair land of ours. And there she is before you, the balloon as advertised, the gallant ship of the air in which the illustrious Ackerman made so many voyages before he sailed at last into the Great Beyond! You can see her, ladies and gentlemen, straining at her cords, anxious to mount into the heavens and be gone! It is an education in itself, ladies and gentlemen, a moral education, and well worth coming miles
a lot of 'em laughed; and he told a pitiful story, and they got sollum agin, and then another funny story. Well, he
Many has. He says that is well, and then he starts to telling another story. But in the middle of the story that hull dern crowd is took with a fit of laughing. They has looked at the bill close
ral born kicker everywhere,
as in a kind of a black pocket, and he was jest natcherally laying
wagon. As he does so that hull bunch of about a dozen moves in under the
patch over his eye to Doctor Kirby,
octor, eying him
die?" asts
erstand," says the d
t of his
es
rous trade, I hear," says the f
says Doctor K
aeronaut yourself
ays the
en up in
N
oing up in one
mean?" asts
balloon ascension-and we'
hull crowd made a
ctor Kirby hadn't gone clean crazy. His back was to the fence, and he cleaned out everything in front of him, and then he give a wild roar jest like a bull and rushed that hull gang-twenty men, they was-with his head down. He caught two fellers, one in each hand, and he cracked their heads together, and he caught two more, and done the same. But he orter never took his back away from that fe
the parachute bar, and tied his feet below it. He was still fighting, but the
plumb off'n the ground. He slewed around on the trapeze bar with the feller's weight, and slipped head downward. And as he slipped he give that feller a swing and let loose of
d he couldn't fall complete, fur where his feet was tied would likely hold even if his knee come straight-but he would die mebby with his head filling up with blood. But finally he made a squirm and raised himself a lot and grabbed the rope at one side of the bar. And then he
n, stumbling along and looking up. She was getting smaller every minute. And with my he
friend I ever had, and no way fur me to help him. He had learnt me to read, and bought me good clothes, and made me know they was things in the world worth travelling around to see, and made me feel like I was something more than jest Old