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EX
ting dark
bottom drawer of my desk, eyeing the goodies inside. Ah, yes, the good ol' secret snack drawer. It's a secret not because I'm ashamed of how much I sna
ter screen while I gnaw on the end of a stick of strawberry licorice. I told my fiancé, Grant, that I
r. Finkel spent half of the interview reminiscing about how much everything used to cost in those days (a can of soda-a nickel; a hot dog-a quarter; two scoop
hat pile of boring jelly into a thought-provoking article examinin
wants me to write the story. In fact, her exact words were, "Nobody's going to r
here are bigger stories to tell. I just wish she would give me one of those bigger stories.
pped voice from the e
Speak of
. She has a commendably infinite selection of bold-colored pantsuits. Today's number is a fuchsia blazer and slacks with a bright white top underneath. She looks about forty-five, but in my two ye
g?" she asks in her t
the end of the Twiz
I'm just here to give you your assignment for
nally going to give me somethi
show!" she
O
leans against my cubicle wall. "
a brow,
e. "All the dogs are ce
frustration. "That's just more of the same crap
r, startling me upright, then f
ky you are to even have this job? I've got a dozen résumés in the drawe
ou're right. I'm
les and
ation. As cute as the dog show does actually soun
oday. I just want to curl up on the sofa with Grant and a big glass of red wine and
our loft in Brooklyn. Grant is lucky-he was just made junior partner at a commer
s me draw my coat closer around myself as I walk from the subway to our apartment building. I
nt works tough hours. He'd said he wouldn't be too late tonight, though, so I wonder where he's gotten off to. I
e under my feet as I walk toward the bedro
k. Sq
't stand the creaky springs. The thing is, though, that the springs only make noise whenever he and I get down to some
Je
that suddenly feel pale and trembly, I'm gree
is Grant's pale ass, c
an beneath him, who has just locked eyes with me and re
hits th
but it takes the big oaf a second to realize what's happening. When he fin
of bed, pulling on a pair of boxers-the ones I got him for
instead. She's huddled beneath the comforter. Her bottle-blon
!" Grant repeats, like I had
his lies than to accept that my fiancé, the man I've spent every Sunday cudd
ng that it is exactl
like kerosene. All
. "Were you inspecting each other for lice
g up in wild tufts and there is lipstick smu
ought were mine alone to kiss-sets fire to
good in the candlelight at the Italian place he took me for our first serious
in a box, lock it, a
a finger toward the front door. "Bot
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