g: nothing. By 11.45 a.m. I was seriously alarmed. Should I raise an alert?Then Perpetua suddenly bellowed into the phone: 'Daniel? He's gone to a meeting in

nly has the insane message but will think it's me who's rung his answerphone fourteen times this evening and then, when I did get hold of him, banged the phone down.Tuesday 10 January9st 1, alcohol units 2, cigarettes 6, calories 998 (excellent, v.g. perfect saint-style person).Slunk into the office crippled with embarrassment about the message. I had resolved totally to detach myself from Daniel but then he appeared looking unnervingly sexy and started making everyone laugh so that I went all to pieces.Suddenly, Message Pending flashed up on the top of my computer screen.Message JonesThanks for your phone call. Cleave.My heart sank. That phone call was suggesting a date. Who replie