I Hepsey Burke 11
II Gossip 25
III The Senior Warden 36
IV Milking 52
V The Miniature 59
VI The Missionary Tea 71
VII Hepsey Goes A-Fishing 85
VIII An Icebox for Cherubim 96
IX The Rectory 111
X The Bride's Arrival 122
XI Virginia's High Horse 130
XII House Cleaning and Bachelorhood 137
XIII The Circus 147
XIV On the Side Porch 160
XV Nickey's Social Ambitions 170
XVI Practical Temperance Reform 186
XVII Notice to Quit 200
XVIII The New Rectory 212
XIX Couleur de Rose 224
XX Muscular Christianity 238
XXI Uninvited Guests 253
XXII Hepsey's Diplomacy 271
XXIII Hepsey Calls a Meeting 283
XXIV Omnium Gatherum 308
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"You haven't seen anything that looked like a parson, have you? You can generally spot 'em every time" Frontispiece
"I'm blessed if you 'aint sewin' white buttons on with black thread. Is anybody dead in the family, or 'aint you feelin' well this mornin'?" 62
"Nicholas Burke, what in the name of conscience does all this idiotic performance mean, I'd like to know?" 80
"Oh well, I always believe that two young married people should start out by themselves, and then if they get into a family row it won't scandalize the parish" 126
"I 'aint a chicken no more, Mrs. Betty, and I've 'most forgot how to do a bit of courtin'" 140
"I consider it a shame and a disgrace to the parish to have our rector in filthy clothes, drawing stone with a lot of ruffians" 248
"I've got a hunch, Sylvester Bascom, that it'll be you that'll have the last word, after all" 280
"Hepsey Burke, for all your molasses and the little bit of vinegar you say you keep by you, 'There are no flies on you' as Nickey would put it" 308
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